A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
Just being a pouty old trout
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.
The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets
if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat