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August 28, 2014 at 11:38pm
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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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10:54pm
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squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

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10:33pm
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tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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10:11pm
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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

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